Sunday, June 22, 2008

Words of Wisdom

1. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.